rcmclachlan:

devildoll:

melifair:

thewriterchick:

sweet-bitsy:

breanieswordvomit:

caffeinated-zombie:

So, in the middle of everything today, we ran across a hellaciously distressed momma mallard and a bunch of her baby ducks that had fallen down a sewer grate. Another guy was already trying to fish them out, so my friend and I called animal control before we tried to fish the rest of them out. When Animal Control got there, we had all of them out and the mother duck quacking very happily. I was surprised - none of us got snapped at or hurt. I was even holding onto a bag at one point that had all of them in it and she just watched me. 

I love how the duck is perched on the guy’s butt

I’M SO HAPPY

The duck on his butt tho

Best :D

THE BUTT DUCK

Buttuck.

Ohmygod just had some!

foreverrachelann:

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thespacebetween100:

toolesbiantofunction:

I really fucking want smores like shit

jesus fucking christ this should be illegal